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Joker! Trick or Treats?

That's one reason I never celebrate Hallowe'en...

Anyway, WHY SO SERIOUS?
Haha, it's just Nick dressing up for Halloween Party on VIBE (Very Interesting Big Event)...

It's a dress-up party where yours truly went there "undressed" and by no way involved in occult practices...

The pak guat zheng (white bone monster) - yours truly met many weirdly dressed people...

Most notably Marilyn Monroe and Joker

Charlie's Angel Holding Tesco-bought toy gun and masked woman armed with a spoon.

A vampire named Ginger

Marilyn Monroe imitator and wig-stealer

Thank God there's one decent not eccentric one... HARRY POTTER
(I'm still wondering why some people say I looked like Harry Potter)

Yours truly observed many weird scenes too...

Joker proposing to a Geisha
(Amazing-lah you Nicholas, SARAH SMILED!!! She's taken Woei Song's advice... show a little bit of teeth)

The opening of a DO-NOT-OPEN coffin...
(Fern, the coffin proved you very tall rite?)

And who says KBU students especially JPA students have NO LIFE?

Lots of camwhorers too!

Another group picture!

Really have to thank the VIBE people for organising such an interesting event

This bunch of crazily loving people

Participants were so happy that they tersandar pada dinding ECF Damansara and kissing the title board...

And some really wonderful people to thank some more...

Philee, Carissa and Fern

Hermione and Harry Potter

Some Thailand Coke for you all... Thank you for organising the games, decorating the place from 4 pm to 4 am and all the caring conversations...

Let Joker be the joke of the day...

[For more pictures visit VIBE blog: http://vibe-campus.blogspot.com/]

Have fears or phobias in life?

Just come to VIBE and we talk about life and its fears... like EXAMS, COLLEGE and Joker...LOL

It's on every Friday 8.30pm

Come on and have a meaningful and fun time of fellowship!

Disclaimer: ECF Damansara and I don't really "celebrate" Halloween... for more information see comment. Thanks!

Dak Han Mou Ye Zou

Very joker-ish...

Hi, I'm a Nerd Now!

HELLOOOOO!!! I'm a NERD!
Can't you feel the excitement?

Wahahaha, Caleb is finally wearing SPECTACLES after so many years telling the BIG FAT JUICY lie of still able to see blackboard (or whiteboard, whatever~~). The most important declaration is still
CALEB IS A NERD!

After few years addicted to Maplestory and now donno what game, glued practically to the computer(s) after the school till dad had to put curfew hours on playing computer and made several unsuccesful threats of hammering the monitor of the computer... YOU ARE NOW BLIND!!! (200 degress closer).

Ok lar, wearing spectacles did make my bro, Caleb bin Osama binti Laden a little more mature and a little less like a suicide bomber.

Welcome into the HD World!!!
where everything is made high definition for you to see through those thin pieces of plastic. Now the world not so blur and more colourful right. Happy progressing to 1000 degrees and BLINDNESS!

Now at least I have some hope this fella can pass PMR, cause with spectables can see flying colours huh?

I still want to say that phrase:
DAI SEI, wear specs liao!!! XD

By the way, Caleb, can you read this?

Cannot ler... now try reading with 90% of your eyes closed... 

Haha, get the message?

You are BLIND!

Chop: The Stick

Ah, that much disliked STICK!

筷子[kuàizi], as it's called, the chopstick make no relevance to me... It's supposed to enhance eating by increasing the speed, making eating faster "快", but this BAMBOO STICK, 竹 (aka Calvin) on the top of that character (neh, that thing on the top of 筷 is 竹 bamboo) IS ALWAYS MADE RETARDED in eating by that bamboo stick.

The only way I can properly use a chopstick is to POKE it into fishball, sotong-ball, pork-ball and whatever "-ball" edible... And never NEVER ask me to pick up those dainty, little rice-lets in the rice bowl using that abominable STICK. And oh those clumsy moments trying to get hold of the string of noodle with that CLUMSY plastic chopstick!

And Mr Discipline-Teacher Father always discriminate his bamboo son for scoring 13 A1s in SPM yet cannot use a chopstick properly. Even my much loved Chinese teachers said

"CALVIN, How can you CHINESE don't know how to use CHOPSTICK har!!! Zie dow CHAU zi hai dim yong sae ge mou?!!!
(Know how to write the Chinese character of shame or not?)

Thanks to that DUNNO-WHO-CREATED stick, my status of being a Chinese was jeopardized...
And WHAT'S WRONG with the style of holding the chopstick like that?!!! (That pic I got from some professional website teaching you how to hold chopstick sumore...)

Furthermore, research has shown that using chopsticks is HAZARDOUS to your health:

"Using chopsticks contributes to osteoarthritis (OA) in the hand, according to researchers studying elderly Chinese individuals. Chopstick use puts stress on certain joints, specifically joints of the thumb and second and third fingers. X rays of the subjects' hands showed OA in those joints, even if the subjects reported no pain. This study was funded by the National Institute of Arthritis and Musculoskeletal and Skin Diseases (NIAMS).

Approximately 2,500 Beijing residents aged 60 and older participated in the study, led by David J. Hunter, M.D., Ph.D., of Boston University Arthritis Center in Massachusetts. Dr. Hunter and his colleagues looked closely at x rays of the hands the subjects used to hold chopsticks (the "chopstick hand," usually the right hand) and compared them to x rays of the nonchopstick hands.

OA was more common in several of the joints in the three fingers of the chopstick hand than in the nonchopstick hand. Twenty-six percent of the subjects had OA in the interphalangeal joint of the thumb; i.e., the joint closest to the tip of the thumb. Dr. Hunter's group took into account all kinds of daily activities, such as sewing, writing and handling paper, which require subjects to use the pincer grip (pressing the tips of the first and second fingers against the tip of the thumb), and chopsticks use remained a risk factor."

Hunter D, et. al. Chopstick arthropathy: the Beijing osteoarthritis study. Arthritis & Rheumatism 2004;50:1495-1500.

Thank God, for all those pro-chopsticks people including dad, those biases are bygones.

How can a STUBBORN HEADED and HANDED guy can change his prejudices?

David taught me how to use a chopstick even though he is a BANANA... it's actually simple. Fellow readers who are discriminated for holding the chopstick wrongly, please follow this tutorial and SHOW them who knows how to hold that weapon that can kill a fly single-handedly!

First of all this is the CORRECT way of holding a CHOPSTICK:

Two chopsticks pull up together and insert a middle fingertip between chopsticks and hold.

Now, how to do that?

One chopstick hold like below...

This is one is NO-GOOD, terrible-horrible-vegetable example...

Another one hold like a pencil, but make sure thumb is straight not bent...

Open the chopstick using your middle finger...

Close chopsticks using forefinger...

The thumb is used to hold the chopsticks and it barely moves...

When catching a heavy thing, the power is added to three upper points...

This picture I don't know how to describe it...

Confused ler, that's how people like to teach... make things so complicated, so up in the heavens... Don't worry ask David Woong to teach you... haha.

And I'm proud to finally able to use chopsticks correctly and join the crowd of people who can condemn and criticize those FELLAS who don't know how to use chopsticks! Wahahaha!

Condemning Cal is Here!!! Nick, you better run!