Penyu-land: The Adventure [1] - Chemerong Celaka-ness

Terengganu, the land where nature embraces heritage...

And the land of mist until 9 ante meridiem and so mysterious and ulu... and the fecund land dotted with interesting chocolate indulgence cakes aka male bovine dung [aka BULLSH!T for those who are still blur...]

Mr Disciplinary Yong shouted and all the recruits of the Yong family and a member of the Eu family woke up and departed Kuantan at 5.45 am. All the way to Hulu Terengganu from Kuantan, there was this sense of mysteriousness shrouded by the thick mist. And it was freaking cold in the Mahindra Scorpio... Indians have very hot temperature, that's why their cars have super cooling systems... Anyway, as mentioned, piles of freshly baked chocolate indulgence cakes welcomed us on the way to Cheramang waterfall. Not something derogative for Terengganu, it's the culture that visitors just have to experience, bovines welcoming with poo... natural heritage isn't it? I just pity my maid having to wash all the dung off the tyre and the roads of Terengganu which we are going to pollute...

Driving through 12 kilometres of dung, we finally arrived at Hutan Lipur Chemerong...

with a Eu-ean retarded look and a Yong-ean mild scoliosis-tic posture and another Yong-ean acting cool-ness...

The trees were tall and floating in the mist...like Calvin

The cool waters of various hue rushed through solemn rocks, pried at by curious humans who have thoughts of raping its virginity (literally meaning, wanting to swim in the pool)

The two rapists... photographing with their victim...

[note the unscathed chin of Calvin...]

So then, without further ado, they crept carefully to their victim for the path was wet and slippery... watching it with lustful eyes wasn't enough... they decided to walk over its bosoms (huge boulders) to have a better lustful look at it.

Posing proudly at the bosoms of Chemerong...

Embracing and capturing the bosoms using a high tech weapon called CAMERA

THE LUSTFUL LOOK - Waterfall Pornography

However, the victim was not voluntarily allowing us to rape her... of course rapes aren't voluntary anyway... so as Calvin was plodding on its bosoms with his high centre of gravity...

and with forceful rapes on its bosoms... in accordance with Newton's Third Law, the revenge law... stability was affected when Calvin's foot slipped into the crevices of the bosoms and THUD went Calvin's chin resting on the bosom's apex...

Chemerong carved a smile on my chin, joker betul! And Calvin ran away as soon she knows her victim is defensive... As they say that a diarrhoea is called Montezuma's Revenge, a chin-ache shall be called Chemerong's Revenge...

Anyway, Calvin can still smile because he ain't defeated yet, and with a double smile carved on his face

He's really grateful that God forgiven this heinous sin of Calvin of raping a waterfall and treading on its bosoms by allowing only a small bruise and not a rupture of the veins which will sent Calvin into Abraham's bosoms (heaven)...

It was Sunday and I really experience God's grace even though we can't worship Him with the church. So let everything that has breath

PRAISE THE LORD!!!

This amazing plant called Nepenthes mirabilis... the wonderful "mirabilis" intoxicating drug to relieve Calvin's chin-ache "nepethe"... It comes in really wonderful shades of red and the sanguine "blood red" lips or peristome reminds me of that tragic accident...

So never rape a waterfall without its permission...

Behold the dangerous beauty

Still kinda emo over my chin, that's all for now.
Tomorrow I shall post Penyu-land: The Adventure [2]...

[It's really a long post for the Penyu-land adventures, so I segmented it into several parts. I know you're bored, but for those who aren't, in fact are anticipating for more... CHECK IT OUT TOMORROW!!! that is Calvin does not die from chin-ache...]

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