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Wednesday 6 August 2008

The Evolution

Let Calvin propose some crazy theory of evolution to everyone. He postulated that salmons actually evolved from over-ripen oranges. In science, there is no evidence or fossil of a evolution linkage... perhaps Calvin has discovered it...

The evidence:

Doesn't it look like salmon?

[or at least sashimi? it taste like sashimi too...TASTELESS...]


Over-ripen oranges are just horrible. The flesh is supposed to be orangy like the skin, but it turned red like blood. All the previous vitamin C Calvin was seeking were simply non-existent.

So here is the evidence of "evolution" of an orange into salmon... which explains how plant cells turned into animal cells...

Just as absurd as that, in the future Calvin might involve into this:

Calvin the SALMON-ORANGE MONSTER!