One early Sunday morning, very early, about 0000 hours, the three EVIL Yong siblings decided to sleep over in Calvin's lair. On their beds they plotted evil schemes of buying back our Tok Sira Semi-Detached House and another treacherous plan: to cook Maggi Mee at night in the Calvin's lair...without pa-ma's permission...MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
So at 0030 hours, when the guardian of the Yong family kitchen went to slumber and shut the master lair up, Calvin the Big Ghost Head (Tai Guai Tao, being eldest mar…) whispered ACTION! Suddenly three dark figures rose from their pretentious, guai guai, go-to-sleep-already slumber. Briefings were given by the Big Ghost Head (yours truly on this blog) and they sprung into action. Quietly tiptoeing, the Less Big Ghost Head (Caleb Yong) grabbed the Big Ghost Head’s useless-Life’s-Good-prehistoric-handphone-turned-to-torch. Using his best stealth techniques, he stole the treasure chest of MAGGI MEE and rushed back to the Lair. And all the Ghost Heads started arguing which flavour to choose from. In the end the Small Ghost Head (Lydia Yong) forced us to eat Mee Sedap Mee Goreng Rasa Kari Kapitan and Mee Maggi Asam Laksa. Spying through the door, he whispered again: COAST CLEAR! Once again the brave Less Big Ghost Head guided the way of the three Ghost Heads. The Big Ghost Head was in charge of handling hot water to cook the packets of golden treasure as the Less Big Ghost Head despite of all his bravery, is phobic towards holding hot water. So he ended carrying forks and he did it with much ingenuity. Meanwhile the Small Ghost Head was fighting to do something and threatened to betray us to the Pa-Ma monsters. Finally, Big Ghost Head allowed her to take the big cooking bowls. With her clumsiness, she almost bang into Lair’s Open Sesame Entrance and left us prone to the Monsters’ dreaded awakening. Luckily, the Monsters were still snugly in the bed, bellowing smoke in snores.
After much commotion, the three Big Ghost Heads finally managed to create a kitchen in the Lair. Hot cups of water smuggled were poured into the pitiful solids of mee without any mercy from the three Ghost Heads. Laughing wickedly, two bowls of mee were brewed in the cauldron.
With a dose of pre-mixed curry powder, the Less Big Ghost Head swallowed without hesitation all the mee.
Meanwhile, the Small Ghost Head muddled with the supposed to be Mee Goreng.
With great stirring power (Mach 3 speed), she threatened a whole Lair clean up.
However, Big Ghost Head comes to the rescue of the bowl of pitiful Maggi Mee.
With much time wasted, finally the so-tasty-like-heaven Mee Goreng Rasa Kari Kapitan was DONE! Wicked eyes of the Small Ghost Head and Big Ghost Head could not stand the sight of it. Immediately, ravagely, the noodles vanished like Vanish O2 Power.
Uh-Oh, the Big Ghost Head caught red handed with extra photographic evidence...
The Less Big Ghost Head also gets to share because the Big Ghost Head is very generous and believes in sharing is caring...
Wiping of the blood of the killing of mee (the curry in short), they immediately swung into the mode of ANNIHILATION of EVIDENCE! Just like Easy Off Bang, Bang! All the stains were on Small Ghost Head’s vampirish tongue.
Next was the cleaning of everything which the Small Ghost Head did all the contribution.
Meanwhile others were busy documenting their crime for your viewing. However, the Less Big Ghost Head had to make sure the Maggi Mee packets are out of sight from treacherous Kakak.
Final bits of over-spilled cauldron potion waste is wiped clean till you hear the screeching "CHIT-CHIT" sound. The last evidence to be cleansed was the Ghost Heads filthy-stucked-with-mee teeth.
0121 hours, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! Camwhored the group photo and become guai guai chai again…Lights off and back to slumber...
The sun dawned and the three Angel Heads woke. They thought their plans were perfect and happily chatted in the car, preparing to be angels again at church. Then, Ma shouted: "WHO COOKED MAGGI MEE LAST NIGHT?!!!" All three were stupefied and realized they can’t hide their horns and tails and devilish fork. But the Small Ghost Head was not suspected and the acquitted laughed. See who has the laugh when Big Ghost Head betrayed her: "SHE GOT ALSO AR!" Finally, all in the car laughed over the stupidity of not adding water back into the lava-filled volcano of Ma’s favourite kitchen, the termoflask…
P.S. This is NOT a fictional story, but based on a true story. Now you know how the smaller Yongs behave when master guru disiplin Yong Sir is slumbering.
