Furnitures are always a place of adventure for the Yongs. These sneaky creatures often hide themselves in closets and cupboards when the Demanders demand them to eat rice or do the horrendous homework. And recently, another hiding place to add on the fugitive map is the big wardrobe for the Big Ghost Head...Thoughts of entering to another world dawned upon the mind of the Small Ghost Head. Carefully she opened the door and peered into the queer darkness of the void wardrobe. It seemed magical and all too tempting to step in...
Daringly, she flung wide the door and so begun an adventure of a lifetime...
Flung wide was the wardrobe and light pierced into the wardrobe, showing how shallow the wardrobe was. Nevertheless, seeing is still not yet believing. Something is definitely behind the magical walls of the wardrobe. Narnia perhaps?
Seeing not believing eh? Touch...touch again...nothing happened! Why my hand can't go through the wall one? Aiyoh, NO NARNIA ADVENTURE!!! No Aslan except Mama the Lion shouting: "Don't hide inside the wardrobe!!!"
Let Big Ghost Head tell you why. Don't think because your name starts with L means you are Lucy Pevensie. It's all right to imagine, but please don't find a buatan Malaysia type of wardrobe to try! Let me show you the evidence that this wardrobe is anything but magical.
First, this is not all Narnian wood. Not only it can't speak or have any Nymphs inside them, the surface is actually some wood pattern paper pasted on an ugly wood plank.
And now for the ugliest part. Arrgh wood borers' holes! So much of them and exposes the ugly dull black wood.
However, with Big Ghost Head's long winded Doctor of Philosophy explanations and vanity of becoming a Crime Scene Investigator, Small Ghost Head went to sleep as soon as the explanation started. I smiled. The bed is much softer and comfortable, right Small Ghost Head?
(Warning: DO NOT IMITATE such barbaric style of sleeping! Highly dangerous and can cause osteoporosis, osteomalacia, bone cancer, bone breaking, paralysis and even DEATH!!!)
Once again, this post is brought to you by the Ghost Heads in creatively finding excuses to complain of the new wardrobe.
