Here am I, typing my last words three and a half hours before probably my final moments on earth. So long farewell, I'M GOING TO DRIVE myself crazy... Drive aka driving aka memandu, UNDERSTAND?
STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND? Get in the car, adjust seat, adjust rear mirror and side mirror, wear seatbelt, pull the clumsy handbrake, hit the clutch and move to gear one... Oh, I'm so gonna fail: I did not even mention START THE ENGINE!!! Understand why this might be my last post? Ger de bum, explosion, sending someone who just passed two days after his birthday over the curtain and yours truly long-legged-clumsy-hit-accelerator-when-supposed-to-brake...
Before I go into the loving arms in heaven... present to you Spongebob Squarepants