Small Ghost Head is afraid of ghosts so she spent the night with Big Ghost Head, performed Thai boxing muay thai on a platform called Calvin’s bed (aka kicking each other in subconscious mode and rolling 360 degrees on the bed)
Definition #2
Calvin’s dream of becoming PRObation driver is shattered by a rain in a dry June. Adventures of switching on the car wiper at maximum speed, hydroplaning on the road (aka skidding) and making Mr Sentiasa Smiling smile like you have never seen when Calvin sends him down to a valley on the bypass. Indeed, Calvin never saw him at all, what more he smiling. T.T
Definition #3
Going online and spam other people’s Cbox like this:
12 Jun 08, 13:01
e-Lena: apa ni spongebob?? go study lah. hahaha. all the best wei...
12 Jun 08, 18:19
yue: haha there's a time to study.. and always time to play.
12 Jun 08, 20:00
e-Lena: haha yea, make sure your play time don't exceed your study time! =p all the best. haha.
14 Jun 08, 22:36
Calvin>>Elena: it's not the study time that matters lar.... quality. Ben, don't take her advice...jk
15 Jun 08, 11:29
yue: thanks calvin...=)
15 Jun 08, 17:56
e-Lena: w.h.a.t.e.v.e.r........
17 Jun 08, 16:13
Calvin: how are days after the two days and a day after e-Lena say w.h.a.t.e.v.e.r.......?
17 Jun 08, 20:46
e-Lena: I'm not sure, but... Calvin can be SO LAME till I can't even define lame. or rather sometimes I just don't understand... hah.
17 Jun 08, 23:37
Calvin>>Elena: cant define lame? let me help you! Lame: unable to walk properly because your leg or foot is injured or weak... page 900 Longman Dictionary of Contemporary English. Understand?
18 Jun 08, 00:56
yue: easy children.. its just a post...in MY blog....
18 Jun 08, 14:41
e-Lena: nyeahahaha
18 Jun 08, 17:34
Calvin: DAD!!! *screaming and squeaking over injustice*
e-Lena: apa ni spongebob?? go study lah. hahaha. all the best wei...
12 Jun 08, 18:19
yue: haha there's a time to study.. and always time to play.
12 Jun 08, 20:00
e-Lena: haha yea, make sure your play time don't exceed your study time! =p all the best. haha.
14 Jun 08, 22:36
Calvin>>Elena: it's not the study time that matters lar.... quality. Ben, don't take her advice...jk
15 Jun 08, 11:29
yue: thanks calvin...=)
15 Jun 08, 17:56
e-Lena: w.h.a.t.e.v.e.r........
17 Jun 08, 16:13
Calvin: how are days after the two days and a day after e-Lena say w.h.a.t.e.v.e.r.......?
17 Jun 08, 20:46
e-Lena: I'm not sure, but... Calvin can be SO LAME till I can't even define lame. or rather sometimes I just don't understand... hah.
17 Jun 08, 23:37
Calvin>>Elena: cant define lame? let me help you! Lame: unable to walk properly because your leg or foot is injured or weak... page 900 Longman Dictionary of Contemporary English. Understand?
18 Jun 08, 00:56
yue: easy children.. its just a post...in MY blog....
18 Jun 08, 14:41
e-Lena: nyeahahaha
18 Jun 08, 17:34
Calvin: DAD!!! *screaming and squeaking over injustice*
AND THEN I STILL THINK I WROTE LONGMAN DICTIONARY… (I can almost hear Elena say: Panjang Man, SHUT UP!!!)
Definition #4
Walked miles around the park and saw nothing worth shooting. Saw chickens crossing the road and you thought of emails like this:
GEORGE W. BUSH
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
THE BIBLE
And God came down from the heavens, and He saith unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crosseth the road, and there was much rejoicing.
GEORGE W. BUSH
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
THE BIBLE
And God came down from the heavens, and He saith unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crosseth the road, and there was much rejoicing.
Definition #5
At night witnessed a dog catching squad who caught only one dog in the operation there were at least five of them. No wonder it’s called “a dog” catching squad. And they are so stupid till they fall into the big drain with the dog.
Definition #6
Read Ping Ton comic.
Definition #7
Woke up next morning at 7, just in time to say goodbye to Ghost Heads. I really loved the idea of saying some last words to the Ghost Heads before I die in a car crash while in driving lesson so that these Ghost Heads will have some terrible time of missing me after all the troubles they have given me.
Definition #8
Realised there was still no driving lesson in a bright and sunny day.
Definition #9
Woke up before lunch and found Less Big Ghost Head arguing who ate the ice cream given by Popo and accused me. And later found out it was the generous Popo who scooped out some ice cream for herself and then only gave it to us to eat. It’s a tactic she uses to lure the Ghost Heads to visit her anyway… COOL GRANDMOTHER I HAVE!
Definition #10
And posting such a ridiculous post and someone would actually read it!
Thinking on the brighter side, JyoLyn says I can go badminton with her, and Ting and Yew Hong are coming back this weekend!
Thinking on the brighter side, JyoLyn says I can go badminton with her, and Ting and Yew Hong are coming back this weekend!
